HITLER, CLAY-LISTON AND 26 LAUGHS

It's Monday morning, a little more than 300 days until Christmas.  Not much happened in history today.  Adolf Hitler in 1932 became a German citizen.  In 1964 Clay (before he became Ali) fought Liston.  Watch the entire circus:  the weigh-in when Cassius Marcellus went berserk, introductions of Sugar Ray Robinson and Rocky Marciano, the fight, with Joe Louis providing color, and the surprising ending, for Clay was a 7:1 underdog.

Not sure where he got it, and I think I've seen this before, but David Ikegami sent me the following.  A good way to start the week:

An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but how? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust me. 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A penny saved is not much. 17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers. 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder. 21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded. 22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries. 23. You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box. 24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way. 25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you. And the WINNER and last one! 26. Better late than pregnant.

-- Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.    Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)

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Tropical Cyclone Rusty, at 75 MPH, is soon to crash into northwest Australia as a Category 3 storm.

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